Deanwood Park Golf Club

The bank forgives nothing. Land it on top.

A wood from the tee is not a confession. Take it.

The water is nearer the tee than the green. Ignore it.

All carry. Choose the club that clears it twice.

Short holes punish greed first.

Running one in through the front is the percentage play.

One good swing. That is the whole assignment.

Take one more club than pride suggests.

Half a club less, and let the hill do the rest.

Downhill, the ball stays up longer than feels right.

A wedge, a firm heart, and no peeking.

The wind does more up here than the trees admit.

Sand on every side. The green is the only safe place.

The green sits smaller than it reads from the tee.

Swing at eighty per cent. The yardage is honest.

Par walks off this tee less often than it should.

Fly it all the way in. There is no running route.

Aim at the fat of the green and putt for your two.

Anything timid rolls back down to say hello.

Good players aim away from the pin here. Be one.