Greys Green Golf Course

The water is nearer the tee than the green. Ignore it.

Anything timid rolls back down to say hello.

Fly it all the way in. There is no running route.

Downhill, the ball stays up longer than feels right.

Running one in through the front is the percentage play.

The bank forgives nothing. Land it on top.

Half a club less, and let the hill do the rest.

Take one more club than pride suggests.

All carry. Choose the club that clears it twice.

Sand on every side. The green is the only safe place.

The green sits smaller than it reads from the tee.

A three here never hurt anyone.

Aim at the fat of the green and putt for your two.

A wood from the tee is not a confession. Take it.

Swing at eighty per cent. The yardage is honest.

Pick a spot on the green and mean it.

Under-clubbing is the oldest mistake on this tee.

Good players aim away from the pin here. Be one.

Centre of the green, every day of the week.

The wind does more up here than the trees admit.

One good swing. That is the whole assignment.

Long leaves the harder chip. Believe the number.

Par walks off this tee less often than it should.

The miss is short here. It is nearly always short.

Fly it all the way in. There is no running route.

A wood from the tee is not a confession. Take it.