Par 54
The par 3s of

Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

Kent · England · 17 holes
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Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

Kent · England
Unclaimed. Awaiting the club's colours.The par 3s · Tap to open
Hole 6 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

6

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
164
F148
M164
B180

Fly it all the way in. There is no running route.

Par 3 · SI 5 · Short 9Page 1 of 17
Hole 7 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

7

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
118
F109
M118
B127

A wedge, a firm heart, and no peeking.

Par 3 · SI 11 · Short 9Page 2 of 17
Hole 8 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

8

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
112
F102
M114
B126

Short holes punish greed first.

Par 3 · SI 17 · Short 9Page 3 of 17
Hole 15 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

15

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
164
F146
M163
B179

The water is nearer the tee than the green. Ignore it.

Par 3 · SI 6 · Short 9Page 4 of 17
Hole 16 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

16

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
118
F108
M119
B131

Under-clubbing is the oldest mistake on this tee.

Par 3 · SI 12 · Short 9Page 5 of 17
Hole 17 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

17

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
112
F99
M112
B125

One good swing. That is the whole assignment.

Par 3 · SI 18 · Short 9Page 6 of 17
Hole 3 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

3

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
223
F198
M228
B257

Running one in through the front is the percentage play.

Par 3 · SI 4 · NorthPage 7 of 17
Hole 7 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

7

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
188
F167
M189
B211

A wood from the tee is not a confession. Take it.

Par 3 · SI 14 · NorthPage 8 of 17
Hole 11 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

11

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
183
F163
M184
B204

All carry. Choose the club that clears it twice.

Par 3 · SI 11 · NorthPage 9 of 17
Hole 13 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

13

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
173
F158
M171
B185

Anything timid rolls back down to say hello.

Par 3 · SI 17 · NorthPage 10 of 17
Hole 16 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

16

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
178
F155
M177
B199

Pick a spot on the green and mean it.

Par 3 · SI 13 · NorthPage 11 of 17
Hole 2 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

2

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
117
F106
M117
B127

Long leaves the harder chip. Believe the number.

Par 3 · SI 15 · SouthPage 12 of 17
Hole 4 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

4

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
134
F119
M135
B152

Sand on every side. The green is the only safe place.

Par 3 · SI 17 · SouthPage 13 of 17
Hole 9 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

9

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
186
F169
M186
B203

The bank forgives nothing. Land it on top.

Par 3 · SI 13 · SouthPage 14 of 17
Hole 11 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

11

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
117
F105
M116
B127

Aim at the fat of the green and putt for your two.

Par 3 · SI 16 · SouthPage 15 of 17
Hole 13 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

13

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
134
F116
M134
B153

The wind does more up here than the trees admit.

Par 3 · SI 18 · SouthPage 16 of 17
Hole 18 · Upchurch River Valley Golf Club

18

Illustrative · Not to scale
Yds
186
F168
M185
B203

Centre of the green, every day of the week.

Par 3 · SI 14 · SouthPage 17 of 17
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